Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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