There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Drake has all the answers
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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