i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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