Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
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there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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