Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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