i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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