My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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