OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
