The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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