Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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