At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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