i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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