I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
His hands were made for my vagina.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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