I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I am mentally ready for anal.
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