is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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