if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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