Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You can't special order awesome
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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