Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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