Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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