: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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