I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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