Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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