i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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