so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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