I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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