would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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