Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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