no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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