i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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