# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
