i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
