Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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