im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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