You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My bed is full of blood and feathers
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think my moral compass just broke
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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