Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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