I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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