i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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