we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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