You're completely useless in the revolution.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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