Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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