I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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