you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I have aggressive nipples.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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