margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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