Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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