i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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