I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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