I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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