her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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