there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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