Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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