literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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